When He Says, “We’re Spending HOW Much on Pumpkins?”

The Argument for Going Luxe

You knew this moment was coming.

You’ve fallen in love with Luxe Pumpkins. Your cart is full. Your porch is about to look like fall couture. And then a voice from across the room asks the inevitable:

“We’re spending HOW much on pumpkins?”

Take a deep breath.
Smile.
And begin your case.

1. These Aren’t Grocery Store Pumpkins

Luxe Pumpkins are not the dented, lopsided, bruised pumpkins you grab while picking up oat milk. These are boutique finds. They're curated, sculptural, and special.

Everything we source has character: rare color variations, beautiful curves, heirloom shapes, and stems that look like nature’s artwork.

We use orange pumpkins like backup dancers, supporting the stars. And if we do feature an orange pumpkin, it’s no ordinary jack-o’-lantern. It’s a Gladiator: thick-stemmed, long, dramatic, and gorgeous.

These pumpkins make people stop and stare.
They don’t look like décor.
They look like art.

2. You Can’t Buy Them Locally

And that’s part of the charm.

You won’t find Luxe Pumpkins in a grocery store bin. They’re premium and exclusive. Could you hunt down our farmers? Technically, yes. But that requires hours of driving, hauling, and hoping.

Or… you could simply click Add to Cart.

When friends ask, “Where did you get these?” you’ll say:

“They’re Luxe.”

And they’ll understand.

3. The DIY Reality Check

If your partner is still leaning DIY, walk them through the real cost.

They’ll need to:

• take the SUV to multiple stores

• sort through hundreds of pumpkins to find the “good ones”

• follow your list (10 medium white, 8 small orange… you know the drill)

• load them into the car

• unload them at home

• help you arrange them (because some weigh 25+ pounds)

That’s an entire afternoon. Gone.
In the middle of college football season.

Then there’s critter patrol.
Squirrels love DIY pumpkin displays more than anyone.

And finally… disposal.

When Halloween is over, all 40+ pumpkins must:

• be loaded back into the SUV

• driven to the Pumpkin Smash or a compost site 

• hauled one by one into the dumpster

You can’t toss them in the garbage bin.
Methane gas. It’s real.

Still sound like a bargain?

4. The Luxe Logic

With Luxe Pumpkins, you skip all of it:

• no sourcing

• no hauling

• no critters

• no mess

• no compost run

You get a luxury pumpkin porch display that feels curated, elevated, and completely effortless.

It’s fall. Elevated.

Because sometimes, the smart choice is the Luxe one.

Looking for luxury pumpkin porch styling in Chicago? Explore our Luxe Pumpkin Display Packages.